im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
dads are wonderful
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"i’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck"
what exactly does sending a dick pic achieve??? like Wow thanks for the penis im gonna print this off and shove it up my ass